5 days overdue

I checked back and realised that I haven't posted a rant about something that happened 5 days ago.

After about 1.5 years of announcing its birth, Square-Enix now presents to all PSP owners another piece of work that will go down in legend. A game where the best fighters of each game in SE's most groundbreaking series will duke it out in an all-out war between 2 gods whom they've never even heard of until now.

18 Nov 2008 marks the release of the long-awaited Dissidia: Final Fantasy. The ultimate treat for FF fans around the world. And a game I've been hoping for to exist since 2004. That's right, I've been wishing for this game since 3 years before it was officially announced.

According to fans worldwide, and some videos I've seen, Square-Enix has done it again! This game is a 3D fighting game between one hero and one villain from each of Final Fantasy 1-10. And the mechanics I've seen and heard are awesome. The fighting isn't as great as games like Tekken and Mortal Kombat, but it does have a standard that matches up to the Budokai Tenkaichi series.

Throughout video game history, when a game comprises of characters from other games meeting in a single dimension and battling each other, the storyline is normally cheesy, corny or lame as hell. (Note: Super Smash Bros. had no storyline) But Dissidia has an overall impressive storyline that won't make this game look like just more fan service.

Music comprises of some original, and some remixed version of music from all 10 Final Fantasies. Voice-acting is brilliant, but they've already proven some of that in Kingdom Hearts.

Now, here comes the ranting. As I have previously mentioned, I wished for the existence of this game 4 years ago. And it came true 3 years later. I have been anticipating the release of this game on any console I own or intend to own soon. BUT that was the catch. I had my wish granted, but it was far out of my reach. It was released on the PSP, a console I did not and still do not want to get because of the serious lack of good games and the fragility of the console itself.

Sure I've been cursing the moment I knew that. But on the day it was released, a volcano erupted. I probably had some aneurysms in my brain that exploded that day.

Why, oh, WHY did a great game like that get released on the PSP?! I'd gladly buy even the original game if it was released on the PC or the PS2 or the PS3 or the DS. Heck, I would even pay for the game if it was released on the Wii so I can play it on my cousin's or Pikaby's Wii. But NOOOOO.... it had to be released on the PSP and the only friend I can think of who has the PSP and will get this game is Chung Ren, whom I will not be meeting anytime soon.

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Blast it! BLAST IT ALL!!!

The one game I (sort of) predicted its existence turned out to be released on a console I don't and won't own! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!