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"I wonder if I will someday be able to tell someone those same words, 'The world isn't as cruel as you think it to be.' " - Kamichika Rio (Durarara!!)

Monday, April 28, 2008

What mMajor is Right For You






WHAT MAJOR IS RIGHT FOR YOU?
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You scored as English/Journalism/Comm

You should strongly consider majoring (or minoring) in Communication, English, Film, Journalism, Literature, or Writing.




It is possible that the best major for you is your 2nd, 3rd, or even 5th listed category, so be sure to consider ALL majors in your OTHER high scoring categories (below). You may score high in a category you didnt think you would--it is possible that a great major for you is something you once dismissed as not for you. The right major for you will be something 1) you love and enjoy and 2) are really great at it.




Consider adding a minor or double majoring to make yourself standout and to combine your interests. Please post your results in your myspace/blog/journal.


English/Journalism/Comm


94%

Nursing/AthleticTraining/Health


81%

Physics/Engineering/Computer


69%

Biology/Chemistry/Geology


69%

French/Spanish/OtherLanguage


69%

Mathematics/Statistics


56%

Accounting/Finance/Marketing


50%

HR/BusinessManagement


44%

Education/Counseling


44%

Visual&PerformingArts


38%

History/Anthropology/LiberalArts


31%

Religion/Theology


31%

Psychology/Sociology


31%

PoliticalScience/Philosophy


19%


MY list of watched anime

Just to kill off 15 minutes of my time, I've listed down ALL the anime I've watched in my life.

Hopefully that helps, Winger! How many of them have you watched? At least half of it are known titles. So stop crapping that I don't watch the anime "normal people" (Malaysians who only watch Animax and apparently DON'T use Youtube) watch!

I'll keep updating as I get more.

Currently searching for:
Lucky Star
X
Magic Knight Rayearth
Final Fantasy Unlimited
Dragonaut the Resonance
Mai-Hime
Mai-Otome

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Anime Report!

Yeah, well... I got nothing else to say except more "Screw Physics" stuff, so i guess I'll just post some random info onto my blog.

Currently watching:
1. Vampire Knight (24 episodes)
- Impressive dark atmosphere
- Good soundtrack ("Futatsu no Kodou to Akai Tsumi" was nice)
- Artwork a little bit off but still pretty good
- Overall: 9/10

2. Special A (24 episodes)
- Humorous but with occasional cliches.
- Artwork is fine. The characters are still classic bishoujo and bishounen, but they seem a little too thin.
- Soundtrack average.
- Overall: 7.5/10 (episode 2 was a little disappointing, but episode 3 pulled it back up)

3. Amatsuki (13 episodes)
- Science fiction turned fantasy (well, the guy is trapped in a virtual Edo where yokais, samurais and ninjas run around)
- Regular artwork
- Average soundtrack
- Main character is a nice guy who seems to just piss people (including me) off for some reason.
- Overall: 6.5/10

4. Persona ~ Trinity Soul (24 episodes)
- Impressive artwork but the fight scenes seem a little messy
- Nice mysterious touch to the heavy atmosphere
- I'd prefer it if they had kept the Evokers from the video games, though.
- Overall: 8/10

4. Tsubasa Tokyo Revelations (3 episodes)
- Impressive twist to the storyline!
- Nice artwork, but not as good as the manga. However, the fight scenes here are a lot clearer.
- Opening and ending themes are not nice, but I still like Yuki Kajiura's background music
- The change in atmosphere and tone from light-hearted to dark was a little sudden, though.
- They forgot to bridge the gap between the Land of Memories and Tokyo (the extra storyline for the anime).
- Overall: 8.5/10

5. Rental Magica (24 episodes)
- Similar to The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, it doesn't follow chronological order, so it's a little tiresome trying to patch the story together.
- Wide variety of traditional magic. e.g. Celtic, Solomon, Omyouji, Alchemy etc.
- Decent opening and ending theme. Above average for overall soundtrack.
- Iba Itsuki sort of reminds me of Yuri Shibuya... (wimpy kid with insanely powerful ability, which, unfortunately, he can't control well)
- Overall: 7/10

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

God is a TOOL!!

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I thought of typing something offensive about God and all his lackeys, but the pain in my neck made me forget...

It had something to do with the following statement:

Jesus was a genius for creating a tool called "God", which successfully caused a whole bunch of unsuspecting civilians to become his lackeys and worshipers.

Oh well... just imagine what every atheist would think and you may find someone who thinks just the same.

Scram, comments! I don't give a damn about what y'all think, unless y'all are supporters.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Screw Physics!!

damn it! Damn it! Damn It! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!!!

Screw Physics to the deepest, darkest, dirtiest, smelliest, most painful depths of eternal, god forsaken HELL!!!

YES!! I goddamn did badly in my lousy, crappy physics paper! I left half the goddamn paper freaking blank, and I crapped nonsensical bullshit in the remaining half! I only freaking managed to goddamn answer one goddamn question confidently, and that was because the answer was a lousy 0!!! Basically, almost equivalent to the crappy results I'm gonna get for this goddamn paper!

How I wish now that I could obliterate the existence of this goddamn subject! How I wish that it had a physical form which I could send to the most unstable black hole and let it be torn apart atom by atom! How I wish I could send all traces of its existence to the largest dying gas giant and let it extinguish in the overwhelming heat of a supernova. How I wish I could just send it back to the moment where Hiroshima was nuked! Be gone, Physics! Be gone and let thou be destroyed by the products we derived of thous existence! May thou finally understand the meaning of the phrase "a taste of your own medicine."

And now, let there be silence as we mourn those who have lost their minds, bodies and souls to this malevolent being. May these poor souls find peace as they have at last been freed from the torments brought upon them by Physics. And may we, the survivors who came close to falling into its clutches, continue to stand strong as we face the second wave of its brutal assault. Now pray, my comrades, pray that we shall one day deliver to Physics its demise.

And before I end my words, I have one last thing to say:

SCREW YOU, PHYSICS!!!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

When Japanese meets Chinese!

This isn't some racist or political stuff, just in case you were thinking so! It's another one of my fantasy dreams. Well, hopefully I keep seeing them for the rest of eternity.

This time, I'm not a part of the story. It's like watching television.

And here's the story:

uhh... okay............ Great, I just forgot how it started...Well, who cares? I don't! I'll just skip to the part I remember. The whole dream kind of revolves around the fight scenes anyway.

A big ship appears and docks at a small port. Disproportional if I do say so myself. The ship was the size of the Titanic and the port was just a small fishing village. Anyway, the fishing village was empty. The only people there were dead. I couldn't really tell whether that horrible smell came from the fish or the human corpses or both. The clouds became dark and there were flashes of lightning at the far end of the sea. The wind started to get stronger. To put it simply, it's a typical showdown scene.

Then, someone jumped down from the ship. The moment he landed, he lit a match and threw it onto the ship. Then, he ran swiftly into the village. From the way he ran, it was easy to tell he was the Japanese guy, Musashi Kaitou (somehow I remembered that name). His pace was insanely fast. In a minute, he was already out of the village. He turned around after he entered a forest. Then, above the towering trees came a flash of light. But, it wasn't the flash he was expecting. The flash was supposed to be white at first, then red could be seen from above the trees. But, it was just a brief white flash. It was just lightning, no explosion.

He waited. Two minutes...five minutes...ten minutes passed. And there was nothing. He said something in Japanese. I'll be nice this time and translate it for y'all.

"What happened? It should have blown up by now! I'm sure I covered the whole deck with oil!"

Shocked, he quickly ran back to check. When the trees did not block his view, he stared at the ship in shock. It was still floating, without even a single burn mark!

"Trying to erase all trace of your betrayal, Kaitou?"

A Chinese man was walking towards Kaitou. By the way, the Chinese guy's name was Liu Zi Huang (his last two names literally means little emperor). Zi Huang took out a burnt toothpick, and Kaitou realised that it was the match he lit.

"I caught it before it touched the oily floor. It was hard to walk, so it took me a while to come after you. I thought you would've ran far away by now, but who would've guessed that you came back after you realised that there was no explosion. Well, it saves me the trouble of tracking you down."

He said all of this in Chinese and I'm translating it, so it may sound weird. Sometimes, I even have to change the entire sentence to make some sense out of it. Oh, and for some reason, they used their mother tongue to speak to each other but one guy can understand what the other is saying.

Kaitou grinned and said, "Why didn't I expect you to come? You wanted an explanation, didn't you? So, listen well! I'm a Japanese! If my country is attacking yours, whose side do you think I should be standing?"

"You swore to help my country!" Zi Huang yelled. He was angry, but he remained calm.
"But I never agreed to betray mine!"
"Then, help both by preventing this war!"
"Why don't you do it, then!?"
"Your country is the one declaring war!"
"But yours attacked first!"
"Would you rather yours attack first then?!"
"No, I'd rather your country just surrender!"

Zi Huang was shocked. It's obvious now which side his friend (they were friends at the beginning) would take.

"So... That's how this ends huh? And I thought these things only happened in stories..."
"Zi Huang, join me. It's obvious my country will win. But we will have to sacrifice more. With your talents on our side, we can..."
"YOUR country will win?!"
"You may have numbers, but we have quality!"

Zi Huang detested Kaitou's arrogance. "Quality, huh? How about you prove that? NOW!" With a yell, he charged forward with his fists clenched at his waists.

Kaitou lowered his body and charged forward with one hand holding his sheath and the other holding the handle of his sword. When they were within range of each other, Kaitou quickly unsheathed his sword and slashed, while Zi Huang sent a punch forward.

The punch landed on Kaitou's face, but the slash was stopped mid-way. Zi Huang had used his free hand to grab the sword, hold it at a safe distance from himself and delivered the first blow. Kaitou flew backwards and landed on his back. Then, he saw Zi Huang's figure right above him. He rolled aside and managed to dodge a punch from Zi Huang. Kaitou quickly got up and slashed Zi Huang. To Kaitou's surprise, he felt himself swinging towards air. The next moment, an elbow had driven into his left cheek.

"This is what you call 'quality'?"

Kaitou cursed quickly increased his distance from Zi Huang. He cleared his thoughts and focused on his aim, to kill his former friend. His senses became stronger. He felt his body lightening. He lowered himself into the same attacking stance again. And he charged towards Zi Huang again. He closed in on Zi Huang in a split second and quickly slashed him.

"Did you think I stand and waited?" Zi Huang's words came into Kaitou's ears

Just when the sword touched Zi Huang's robe, Kaitou felt a strong force pushing him back. It was a force equaling that of a tidal wave. Zi Huang's palm pressed on Kaitou's face and he felt a sudden burst of energy exploding on his face. He flew backwards again, but he managed to flex his body to follow the direction of the force. This absorbed most of the blow and prevented serious injuries.

"The Dragon Subduing 18 Palms... The strongest bare-handed technique..." Kaitou thought.
"Kaitou, you should know by now. You can't win, no matter how hard you try."
"We won't know until we try!"

They continued the battle. However, Kaitou's swift and tricky techniques were still no match for Zi Huang's more straightforward but powerful attacks. Kaitou only had his flexibility and speed to dodge or absorb the blows he received, whereas Zi Huang had not even been scratched due to his impenetrable defenses.

After some time, Kaitou could feel the pain building up inside him. Zi Huang, however, was losing energy. His techniques were powerful, but they drained a lot of strength from him.

"Alright... I'll have to settle this in one go..." they both thought.

Zi Huang gathered the Chi in his body and prepared for his last blow. "The strongest of the 18. 'The Raging Dragon Shall Regret'!"

Kaitou focused his mind again. He could tell that Zi Huang's strength was depleting, but he wouldn't last another punch from Zi Huang either. "Alright! I'll fake an attack, dodge his counter and win this with a stab to his heart!"

"I won't lose!" they both yelled.

Kaitou charged forward and Zi Huang readied his defense. The distance between them reduced as Kaitou charged forward. Zi Huang collected all his Chi into his right arm and his strongest blow was ready. They felt time slowing down as they focused on how each other would act. They observed each other's movements. The tiniest change in their opponent would be vital. Their view of each other became larger and larger. Their faces serious, their eyes sharp, their mind focused. At last, they were within range. Kaitou unsheathed his sword for the last time in this battle, and Zi Huang pushed his arm forward.

The blade of Kaitou's sword glimmered in the gloomy background as it was pulled out from its sheath. Pure aura radiated from Zi Huang's palm. Both light blinded my eyes and I closed them. At the same moment, I heard the sound of an explosion and the sound of metal clashing.

I forced open my eyes to witness the result of their battle and I what I saw stunned me.

I saw the ceiling of my bedroom! "Aww... man!" I felt like screaming.

OK, that's it! End of story! So, who do y'all think won that match? I'll put a poll for y'all to vote. It's at the bottom of the page. I'll have the first vote, though. Haha!

Thanks for listening!

Monday, April 14, 2008

夢。。。夢を見ていた

今日、俺は日本語を使ってタイプします。なぜ?ほしいですから!読んで見て!

前晩、もう一つ幻想夢を見ました。世界の人々一人で一人消していました。最後、ただ俺は存在しました。最初は、孤独に感じた。“でも、いいな。。。おれはきっとこの気持ちに慣れる。”と思いました。

どのように多くの日が経過しましたか?それは知りませんが、俺はまだあの孤独な気持ちを消します。

“なぜだ!?なぜ俺はこの気持ちがあった!?”と叫びました。

“お前は人間だから!” なじみの声は言った。その声はなじみですが、俺は認識されなかった。

突然、一人の男は現れる。

“よー!セス・クロースベルンです!” あの人は言う。

後、もう多い人が現れるんだ。

全部は俺の創造人物だ。自分に書いたの本のキャラクタだ!

でも、面が覚える前に、俺が起きた!

“くそ!” 俺が言えることはあのだけです。

あの夢の意味は何ですか?知らない。。。確かのことは一つがある。馬鹿みたいに、それは俺が感じる。

問題があるなら、お前は何もできない!俺も聞いて欲しくない!きゃははは!

Friday, April 11, 2008

Tag!

Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.I changed no. 9

1. What are you craving now?
Chocolate bars, lollipops, apples, marshmallows, etc. Anything sweet will do. I need the sugar for studying!

2. What was the last movie you've watched?
L Change The World. Quite disappointing. No suspense. No mystery.

3. If you were to be stranded on a desert island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you?
Scarper - I can piss him off, and he can TRY to piss me off!
Cubix - Boggling, Word Bingo, Rubik's Cubes etc... That'll entertain me for quite a while.
Hime-sama - The only person who knows all the songs I know! Karaoke till we die!

4. What are you most happy with now?
My dreams. My fantasy-themed dreams are the best entertainment I have in this realistic existence.

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
I want my parents and grandparents to be able to eternally live happily and comfortably.

6. Do you listen to music to relax?
Not really. I prefer a good fantasy storybook or writing my own fantasy tales if I wanted to relax.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
My fantasy dreams.

8. Why are you wasting your time to do this?
Because I can't study. Ran out of attention span...

9. What's the one thing you want to accomplish now?

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Cubix - Rubik's cube genius, good partner to piss Scarper, he's a gamer!

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Honest, caring, independent, mentally strong (but not stubborn).

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
I hate noisy people. They interfere with my train of thoughts.

13. What is your ambition?
A doctor for financial support, and a writer for personal interest.

14. If you have fault, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
Talk if you want. It doesn't really matter. If you don't tell, someone else will anyway.

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
My imagination. It ain't great, but it's still the best for me.

16. If given a choice, what animal would you be and why?
None. I'm perfectly fine as a human.

17. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you
Insane

18. What will you do when someone faints in front of you?
I'd give you the details but it'd be too long. Basically, it would be what I learned from the Scouts.

19. What makes you different?
I choose fantasy over reality, despite my age.

20. How many times have you lied so far?
I don't remember. Do you?

People I tagged.
Cleo / Tweet Tweet
Hime-sama
Ultraman Fan #2
Mechanical Frog

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Another Fantasy Dream

Is it me or do I never dream about realistic things? Ehh... whatever. Fantasy owns reality anytime in every way.

The dream goes like this:

I got the JPA scholarship (how I received the news I don't remember)! Surprisingly, I didn't seem extra excited or anything. Well... that's how I reacted when I got my other examination results anyway...

Then, the scene shifts and I was in a cab. My memory was a tad bit fuzzy, but I did know that the cab was going to take me to my university. Then, the cab stopped and a girl got on. I didn't question why she was on the cab. I somehow knew there was gonna be another person riding with me.

The girl was quite pretty. I can't remember her face properly, but "pretty" seemed to describe her well. She should have been 17 or 18 if she was a JPA scholar. She was a quiet person, but a pleasant smile hung on her face. To tell you the truth, I did find her attractive for a moment. But, knowing me, I just glanced at her for a second and then I just stared out the window again.

I don't quite remember the scenery, but I imagine that it looked like Tokyo or New York. Towering skyscrapers with many people walking everywhere. Not many cars on the road, though. So it should be Tokyo. Don't ask me how I got there in a cab, because even I never thought of that!

Anyway, both of us kept silent for a long time. The cab seemed to drive on forever. I didn't nor even wanted to make contact with that girl. I just kept on sitting there, staring out the window until the scenery became white, basically "printer out of ink" for scenery.

The driver suddenly turned to us and said, "Please buckle your seat belts and hold on tight." "Hold on tight?" I thought. The guy suddenly just stomped on the pedal and the cab just went 450 kmph in 3 seconds!!

The girl beside me shrieked as the car kept accelerating. The speedometer showed 1000 kmph and increasing when I could still see it. "What kind of car has a speedometer showing speeds of up to 5 digits?!" The car was moving so fast that the inertia was pressing me against the seat.

"Where the hell are we going?! Space? There ain't no university in space!" I yelled at the driver. But the noise of the engine easily removed all other sounds.

Somehow I found the strength to reach out to the driver and grab his shoulder. "Slow down! Are you trying to kill us with friction burn!?" I yelled as I got closer to him.

Then, his body suddenly glowed. I felt an empty space below my palm where his shoulder was supposed to be. When the driver became a complete human lightbulb, the light scattered in tiny specks like fireflies.

"Crap!" was the first thing that came to mind. The velocity of the car was still increasing even though no one was hammering the pedal. I then realised that the engine noise had faded and I could hear the girl screaming. As I fell backwards again, I could see her crying.

She reached out her hand to me and grabbed my arm. She pulled herself close to me and held me tight. "Get off me!" I shouted and pushed her aside. Call me an insensitive asshole if you want because I agree. I still can't figure out why I did that! She was cute and she was a girl! And I did that! The hell is wrong with me!? Someone whack me on the head please!

I quickly forced myself up onto the driver's seat again. I grabbed hold of the steering wheel and pulled myself onto the seat. The steering wheel broke and flung backwards but by then, I was already sitting on the driver's seat. The girl used something (I didn't turn back to check) to plug up the broken window caused by the steering wheel.

Now, I stomped on the brake pedal and felt the velocity decreasing. When the cab finally reached a velocity where I could move my body without much resistance, I felt very much relieved.

Suddenly, the pedal disappeared beneath my foot. And not just that, the entire cab just disappeared out of existence. But the girl and our bags were still there. We were propelled forward and I crashed onto the ground first, then the girl landed on top of me. Oww... Karma sucks!

However, the bags somehow landed safely on the ground. Then, I realised someone standing in front of me. It was a middle-aged lady. If I'm not mistaken, she looked somewhat like Pi from .hack//G.U. except in a teacher's outfit. "Hello. Welcome to ________ University! Our graduates consist of successful Clerics and Healers!"

My vision became black after that. Then, I woke up and I thought, "Damn, I wish I remembered that university's name!"

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Create Your Own Adventure posted

If you look at the side bar, you'll notice a Create-Your-Own-Adventure thing there. Basically, I type the story and you decide how to continue. Make your choice at the poll. Every week, I'll check the polls and I'll continue the story according to the choice with the most votes.

Questions and concerns are acceptable, but screw all comments!

Do y'all have a problem with usernames?!

You know, the Internet these days is a place where forums, blogsites, chatting, and online games swarm like bees in a beehive.

These features allow a person to create a character to interact with other people. Basically, it's a whole new world where you exist as a different person, but with the same consciousness.

So, if it's a completely new world, there should be new things right? You can exist as a completely different person with a different name, right? If so, then WHY THE HELL are most people still using each other's names!?

I don't mind if anyone doesn't bother to change his character. Some people just can't and that's understandable. BUT, changing a name isn't so goddamn hard! Yet, I still see people referring each other to their real-life names!

Even if that person is a friend, unless he or she is using his/her real name as the username, you should respect that fellow's choice and refer to the guy/girl with his/her username!

So, if anybody ever comes to my blog and calls me by my real name, I shall show him/her no goddamn respect (if I had any for him/her in the first place) and call him/her "asshole", "bastard", "bitch" or whatever I can think of at the time.

No questions, no comments and you better damn well have no concerns! Read this, shut up, and get lost or read my other posts! Good day to you too!

Thank you for your patience. :)

Monday, April 7, 2008

Outing

We went out when we were supposed to be studying! Yeah...!

We went to the Gurney Plaza arcade. I damn suck at DDR, Para Para Mix is much easier for me. I got owned by Lord of Cubes at Marvel vs Capcom (Win: 1 Lose: 2), but I could have owned him big time if I had more coins, but I wasted them all on Para Para Mix.

Lunch at a Japanese restaurant. They had Japanese books and magazines there. Magazines, I don't give a damn, but where the hell do they get the damn novels? I want to buy them to brush up on my Japanese!

Bowling at 1-Stop after that. I hate the bowling ball, I hate the bowling pins, I hate the bowling lane, I just goddamn hate the entire goddamn bowling alley!

Retarded Bunny's house was next. We sat there and talked. Winger started stalking Retarded Bunny's sister for reasons I couldn't bother to care. He's a freak, after all.

And that concludes the day I wasted by NOT studying.

Friday, April 4, 2008

My Chatbox Will Need Mouthwash Pretty Soon

Well, my chatbox seems to be getting quite popular, although it's only been there for less than 24 hours. And it's flooded with crap talk, swearing and cursing. But hey! Who gives a damn about it? I don't! At least it seems like I'm getting popular!

Oh, and Babi, keep your damn comments to yourself. Butcher and I may own this blog, but I did most of the typing and other stuff, so don't give crude comments about it. If you wanna comment, at least sound civilised and be serious about it. Also, I call myself King of Dragons because I take pride in myself, or you can call it ego if you want but I don't give a shit about yours or anybody else's opinions about it!

So, the point is, you suck, Babi! You're rude and offensive (just in case you're retarded enough not to notice). You may think that cursing and swearing at others so often may sound cool, but it ain't, not the least bit, y'hear!?

But, since I don't want to follow your path of violence and stupidity, so I suggest we meet at Kolej Stamford-Disted sometime and settle this matter peacefully. It's either that or butcher, winger, akizuki91, screwit and cubix will come after you and claim your ass as a trophy.

So, take your time to think it over and if you wanna settle it peacefully, give me the date, time and location. If you decide otherwise, be prepared to count the number of days you have left.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Why I Hate Reality?

The very fact that it limits everything is a nuisance. I may sound like a guy whose been playing too many video games, watching too much cartoons and reading too many fantasy storybooks, but remember, I don't give a damn what you think!

Reality is like this. Nothing that happens is a coincidence. In this realistic existence, everything happens for a reason. There are no coincidences, only certainty, accidents and unexpected events. If a person was able to see every chain of events that caused a situation, he would know that everything happens for a reason.

Second, reality limits the ideas about the supernatural. The laws of Nature states that you can't bring up fire just by thinking of it. The law of Nature states that humans can't fly. The law of Nature states that science MUST exist! That just sucks!!

So, just by living in this reality, I already feel so much disgust about it. I want a world where the laws of Nature are A LOT more lenient. I want a world with magics, heroes, dungeons, dragons, adventures, etc. Sure, this sounds like some little kid's fantasy, but it's my dream world, and it has never changed since I read my first fantasy tale!

Once again, I'll end my post with:
Any questions, comments, concerns? Well, I don't give a damn about your opinion anyway. Your opinions are worth shit as long as I say or think so!

Death to Smiling Freaks!!!

Read the title? Get the idea? If you don't, let me put this into words you may understand, and if you still don't... Congratulations, you're an official retard!! Don't be sad, depressed or anything like that because there will always be people worse than you. Don't ever forget that.

Ahem... Well... let's get back to the damn topic.

I don't hate people who smile. I mean, I smile too. Everyone does. Anyone who's never smiled in his/her life cannot possibly exist, unless if he/her died at birth or before birth. Don't say you've never smiled, 'cause I know... that's right, I know that you have smiled at least once... when you were a baby. (Note: Babies don't just cry all day!)

Well, the point is - I hate people who smile ALL DAY!!! That's right! All those people who keep the corner of their lips up all day non-stop are freaks!!! I mean, what's so freaking good that they can keep smiling about all day?

I know, you can smile when you meet friends (first impressions are important.), you can smile when you listen to jokes, watch movies with happy endings (personally, I think happy endings are just too damn corny!), etc. etc. so on and so forth.... But, imagine a guy sitting there listening to the most boring speech ever and he still smiles.

Not bad enough? Here's something better. A guy who gets punched in the face, and I mean really "whack!" "pow!" "bam!", and he still smiles... with blood gushing down his nose!! (Note: I did not do it! I saw the guy being punched in the face.) It's like he only has one goddamn expression for every emotion!

That guy's smile was stuck on his face for so long that it just became creepy. It's like he's some smiling undead freak of nature (sorry for stealing your favourite phrase, winger). Soon, he didn't just creep me out, he disgusted me!

Oops... did my COMPLETELY hypothetical person sound like a real one? Well, he does exist!! Good thing I graduated from there! No more smiling freak of nature (sorry again) for me! Wahahaha!!!!

Now, don't call me a sadist or anything. I just feel that life, just like any other thing, has both good and bad. In fact, I believe that life is a balance of both. So, there ain't any reason to keep smiling all day, nor is there any reason to frown all day. All those who do any of the two are just freaks who've just seen only one side of life, or you're just retarded.

Now then, any questions, comments or concerns? Well, not that I would care. Your opinions aren't worth a freaking penny as long as i say or think so! Well then, that concludes my first post. Thank you.