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"I wonder if I will someday be able to tell someone those same words, 'The world isn't as cruel as you think it to be.' " - Kamichika Rio (Durarara!!)

Friday, March 13, 2009

Damn, the military is calm...or not.

At least the guys from Crysis are.

First, they don't seem to find it very strange that the tropical island they were on suddenly turned into an icy wasteland with freaks that aren't even from our planet.

Second, if they were freaked out when they saw that colossal hunk of metal towering above them, they surely didn't show it. This is a recorded conversation from the game:

TAYLOR: I'm getting something on the radar that you might want to check out.
BANDIT: Positive contact! *Military jeep comes flying out from behind the mountains and a giant alien crawls out*
CUPCAKE: That can't be real! (<-only sign of freaking out)
TAYLOR: Alright, boys. This son of a bitch is what stands between us and the tunnel entrance. So let's take it down!
BANDIT/CUPCAKE (I'm not sure who): WOOO!!!!!

I swear I was the only one with my jaw gaping open. And I ain't even in the situation.

Third, The US military seem to not care that the aliens are beating the crap out of the KPA and the same goes for the KPA. I got freaking shot by a KPA for helping the bastard take down an alien!

Well, there was one time in the game that the military did freak out.

O'neill: I'm down. Send me a pickup.
EMERSON: Negative. Proceed course as planned.
O'neill: Look, I'm a man with one pistol against the entire f****** KPA. Now, send me a damn pickup!

...Well, I guess that was more of a burst of rage than freaking out...

I've died many times (more than 20 times) in the game FYI. Which shows how much I suck at FPS. The good thing is that I'm getting better. I'm hoping for a Crysis competition anytime soon. And can somebody lend me COD4?

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