5 stupid things I did today (30/07/08)

1. I saw a busty woman wearing a shirt with the word "Guess" written on it. I answered, "Implants?" That was the last thing I remember.

2. I shook a box with the word 'Nitro' written on it. I liked the sound it made, until my friend told me 'Nitro' stands for 'nitroglycerin' and not 'nitrogen'.

3. I saw a button with the words "Do not push." written on it, so I pulled the button. The tip came off. I quickly pushed the tip back on. Oops... "Nuclear launch detected."

4. I bought a car sticker with the words "Honk if you love Buddha." written on it. I stuck it to the back of my car and drove to a traffic light. I didn't notice the light turn green, but I did notice that a lot of people loved Buddha.

5. I typed this... again.

Okay, not so funny this time. Half of them were stolen material. Guess which ones.