Top 3 Theories.

These 'theories' make little or no sense. They are not logical like some science dude's experimental know-how. They are just random, full of bullshit, and just plain wacky. FYI, these are MY pick, so if you have a better idea, post it on your own blog!

#3 Jones' Law
If a man can smile while things are going bad, he has confidence. If a man can smile while things are going worse, he has optimism. If a man can still smile when things are at its worst, he has just thought of someone he can blame it on.
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#2 The Buffalo Theory
Buffaloes migrate in a herd. During peaceful times, they will travel as fast as the slowest buffalo to avoid the herd from breaking up. However, when danger arises, the buffaloes will pick up their feet and run as fast as they can. So, the slowest buffalo will be caught and killed. This ensures the survival of the fittest.

The human brain functions in a similar way. Your brain will work as fast as the slowest brain cell. And the slowest cells will be killed first when stuff like alcohol invades your brain. So, as you drink more alcohol, your brain will work faster and faster! That explains why people become smarter (or at least think they became smarter) after a few beers.

Warning: Excessive intake of alcohol and improvement of brain power may lead to the illusion that you are smarter, faster, and better looking than others.
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#1 Jesus Theories
There were many arguments about who Jesus really was. The following are a few of them:

3 arguments that Jesus was black:
a) He called everyone brother.
b) He like Gospel.
c) He couldn't get a fair trial.

3 arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
a) He went into his "Father's" business
b) He lived at home until he was 33.
c) He was sure that his mom was virgin and his mom was sure that he was God.

3 arguments that Jesus was Italian:
a) He talked with his hands.
b) He had wine with his meals.
c) He used olive oil.

3 arguments that Jesus was Californian:
a) He never cut his hair.
b) He walked around barefoot all the time.
c) He started a new religion.

3 arguments that Jesus was American Indian:
a) He was at peace with nature.
b) He ate a lot of fish.
c) He talked about The Great Spirit

3 arguments that Jesus was Irish:
a) He never got married.
b) He always telling stories.
c) He loved green pasture.

And finally, 3 arguments that Jesus was a woman:
a) He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
b) He kept trying to get a message to a bunch of guys who just didn't get it.
c) And even after he died, he still had to get up because there was work to do.