I blame you, Winger!

I've been continuously grinning for the past 2 days and still am. If I held back a little less, I'd be laughing everyday since Monday.

What!? You don't remember why? Well, I guess you wouldn't, since I've been saying the same thing myself, except that you added a little something extra. Still can't remember? Fine. I'll tell you.

On Monday, we were gathered at our usual "hideout". Once again, we were talking about screwit's life. And she was shouting at the rest of us (other than Winger and herself). "I hate you people! Why don't any of you have a relationship?" She looked at everyone around her.

Either she fixed her gaze on me or something (I forgot), Winger suddenly said, "Because no one can beat this guy. His perfect girlfriend is Konata!" (or something like that) And obviously, 'this guy' refers to me.

Sure, I didn't think much of it at first. Then, for some reason, after college, I couldn't get that statement out of my head. "His perfect girlfriend is Konata!" kept ringing and ringing until I started thinking about it. Since it's in my nature (and probably too much Phoenix Wright), I started looking for flaws in what Winger said.

2 days later... AND I'M STILL LOOKING!! In fact, I'm almost about to give up. He's right... OMG! HE'S RIGHT!! Konata fits every detail of my dream girlfriend perfectly!

- She's a gamer.
- She's an otaku.
- She's a cosplayer.
- She's independent and strong-willed, especially when she has a goal (She got a job to buy anime/games/trading cards. She studied overnight to get the reward her dad promised.)
- She's passionate in things she likes, namely gaming and anime.
- She's smart, but she's a slacker (Kinda like me. We both burn the midnight oil during exams and still score as well as those who do regular studying. Hah!).
- She has long hair.
- She's witty.
- She's honest about her thoughts, even the bad ones.
- She's a very good daughter and gets along very well with her dad. (Her mom passed away.)
- She's left-handed. (I don't know why, but I have good feelings towards left-handers. Probably because my best friend is one.)

I could go on and on, but I'd probably fill the whole page, and besides, I've forgotten quite a lot of things over the course of 2 days. And during those 2 days, realising that she fits the place so well has made my life a living hell!

Now, I'm worried. My perfect girlfriend exists, but she's an anime character! And now that I have a clear image of my perfect girlfriend, there's no way anyone could fit that image anymore! Great! I'm now one of those psychos who fell in love with an anime character! I don't know whether to laugh or to cry! Damn! Damn!! DAMN!! DAMN IT!!

WINGER!!! I blame you for all this. Why did you have to let me realise that fact!? WHY!!?? You are guilty, Guilty, GUILTY!!! I'll make sure GUILT takes over your heart, you hear me?! I pray that my burning fury will materialise into blocks to crush you!!! If you dare resist, I'll send a whole unit of Neo-tanks and Mega-tanks to blow you to smithereens! And I'll send Shiva, Ifrit, Bahamut and Eden after you too. I'll hire the whole SeeD Academy to come hunt for you. I'll... I'll... etc. etc.