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"I wonder if I will someday be able to tell someone those same words, 'The world isn't as cruel as you think it to be.' " - Kamichika Rio (Durarara!!)

Sunday, November 16, 2008

The LOONy LOONy Bugs Bunny Movie

I was watching that show with my lil' bro again. It consists of one short, and 3 movies that are actually just several episodes linked together.

The short is about Bugs Bunny fighting against the Black Knight. Hilarious dialogues include:

Bugs Bunny saying, "Looney Tunes presents an award-winning short. The director got an Oscar and I got a carrot..." in the opening.

King Arthur: "Who dares to challenge the Black Knight and claim back our Singing Sword?"
Bugs Bunny (the court jester): "Hya hya hya! Only a fool would go against the Black Knight!"
King Arthur: "A good idea... FOOL!"
Bugs Bunny: "Huh?"
King Arthur: "Unless you bring back the Singing Sword, you will be put to the racks, burned at the stake, and beheaded!"
Bugs Bunny: "Be-beheaded? Ahahahahahaha (laughing)! Wahahaha-ha (crying)!"

The first movie is about Bugs Bunny vs Yosemite Sam. Hilarious dialogues include:

Sam: "When I marry that rich widow, I'll buy the old lady's home and kick the old lady out. I'll have the orphanage torn down and I'll get rid of the police department."

Sam: "You darn dude! I'll give you a taste of leather!" *slaps Bugs with a glove*
Bugs: "Hah, you have insulted the great LeVair. Take zis!" *slaps Sam with glove containing brick* *pours dust fragments of brick out of glove*

And many more.

The second one is about Bugs as Elliot Ness vs. Rocky the gangster. Hilarious scenes include:

Rocky: "Step on the gas, Mutsy!"
Mutsy drives off without Rocky.
Rocky: "Stop the car, you nitwit! Wait for me, stupit!"

The third movie is about Bugs vs. Daffy Duck in obtaining the Oswald Award (parody of Oscar). There are hilarious scenes, but none can be described clearly here.

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Good ol' comedy for stress relief. Hah! Gotcha! What stress? I'm breezing through the exam! Whether I can do the papers or not is a completely different matter.

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