YEEpee Yay Yay! YEEpee YEEpee yay!

Yeah, that's your name, retarded bunny. I know it's getting VERY VERY lame, but I want to at least mock everyone on my link list. And there's still half to go! Sigh...

Now then, I've finished Final Fantasy Tactics after 5 days of intense gaming! And I find it disappointing. It was as fun and addictive as the FFTA series, but how did this game end up on the list of the top 10 longest games?!

Sure, the list wasn't made by a renown game reviewer, but you'd have to be damn stupid to put this on the list! 70 hours, including sidequests and the optional dungeon. That's about how long it takes to finish the storyline of a mainstream Final Fantasy, without the sidequests!

The longest game I've ever played was Star Ocean 3. Now, THAT was long. 200 hours of storyline and another 200 hours worth of sidequests. I'm not kidding. You have a dungeon with 211 floors, optional bosses with 8-digit HPs and the strongest optional boss took me 6 hours to beat. Even the final boss made me run around in circles on the battlefield for 2 hours.

As for storyline... Well, it's nothing unique and has a bittersweet ending. In fact, it tells a simple tale of a legend never told. The protagonist was the real hero behind the prevention of a huge war that swept Ivalice, but someone else took the credit and the protagonist was named an anarchist. Sad? No. He preferred it that way.

The most fun I had was discovering the truth about St. Ajora (the equivalent of Jesus Christ in our world). He/she/it was actually a normal human who started his own religion. He then sold his own soul and 12 others to Lucavi (the devil) by collecting Zodiac Stones so that he could 'save the world'. I totally enjoyed beating the crap out of him/her/it during the final battle.

Lastly, Orlandu makes the game waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to easy. Putting him in the game is like giving us a free ticket to see the ending. Why? Because his stats are insane, his damage is insane, his skills are insane (high damage + destroy enemy equipment/inflict status effects), his equipment is top-notched and he has Haste (in other words, he can move twice in a turn). How biased is that!? It's like giving us a final boss for a character!