Humour yourself

Since I've got nothing to post, I might as well post up some jokes to humour my fellow readers.

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The rules in various Chinese countries in Asia:

Hong Kong: Everything is allowed, except those banned by law
Singapore: Everything is banned, except those allowed by law
Taiwan: Everything is allowed, including those banned by law
China: Everything is banned, including those allowed by law

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One day, Sherlock Holmes and Watson went camping. That night, Holmes woke up and saw a vast amount of stars above him. He then asked, "Watson, what is your opinion regarding these stars above us?"
Watson replied, "I think that if there are so many stars out there, one of them might support life and that we humans are not alone in the universe after all."
"Watson, you fool!" Holmes exclaimed, "Our tent has been stolen!"

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What happens when yellow peas are thrown up?

It turns into green peas when going up. It turns into red peas when it lands on the ground. (Cold, huh?)

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How do you seperate the red peas from the green peas in a bowl of mixed peas?

Use your hands. There're only two peas in the bowl. One red, one green.

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That's all for today.