My line's goin' topsy turvy again!

Just when I thought my line was picking up, the trouble comes back. For the past couple of days, I've had above average line. That is, I don't disconnect every 5 minutes or so. In fact, the fastest I would disconnect is every 30 minutes.

I was so happy. I thought my line would be happy too since I wouldn't have to call some guy with tools to rip it (modem and cables) open. But, what do you know? I'm at level 50 now and am desperately trying to get to level 51, but what does my blasted line give me? Disconnect every 3 minutes!

Great! What a smart thing to do, my Internet line. You just earned yourself a free trip to the surgeon's office without anesthetic! I hope to hear you scream your soundless screams and yell with your inaudible voice! Haahahahaha! Oh great, I'm sounding like Laharl. (DO you know how much we've missed you?! No one to do the cleaning, the cooking and the laundry!)

Oh well, I guess I can get like 0.5% every time i log in. I'm only a little ways to level 51, then I can kiss Monster Carnival goodbye, and say hello to mass poaching!