Death to Smiling Freaks!!!

Read the title? Get the idea? If you don't, let me put this into words you may understand, and if you still don't... Congratulations, you're an official retard!! Don't be sad, depressed or anything like that because there will always be people worse than you. Don't ever forget that.

Ahem... Well... let's get back to the damn topic.

I don't hate people who smile. I mean, I smile too. Everyone does. Anyone who's never smiled in his/her life cannot possibly exist, unless if he/her died at birth or before birth. Don't say you've never smiled, 'cause I know... that's right, I know that you have smiled at least once... when you were a baby. (Note: Babies don't just cry all day!)

Well, the point is - I hate people who smile ALL DAY!!! That's right! All those people who keep the corner of their lips up all day non-stop are freaks!!! I mean, what's so freaking good that they can keep smiling about all day?

I know, you can smile when you meet friends (first impressions are important.), you can smile when you listen to jokes, watch movies with happy endings (personally, I think happy endings are just too damn corny!), etc. etc. so on and so forth.... But, imagine a guy sitting there listening to the most boring speech ever and he still smiles.

Not bad enough? Here's something better. A guy who gets punched in the face, and I mean really "whack!" "pow!" "bam!", and he still smiles... with blood gushing down his nose!! (Note: I did not do it! I saw the guy being punched in the face.) It's like he only has one goddamn expression for every emotion!

That guy's smile was stuck on his face for so long that it just became creepy. It's like he's some smiling undead freak of nature (sorry for stealing your favourite phrase, winger). Soon, he didn't just creep me out, he disgusted me!

Oops... did my COMPLETELY hypothetical person sound like a real one? Well, he does exist!! Good thing I graduated from there! No more smiling freak of nature (sorry again) for me! Wahahaha!!!!

Now, don't call me a sadist or anything. I just feel that life, just like any other thing, has both good and bad. In fact, I believe that life is a balance of both. So, there ain't any reason to keep smiling all day, nor is there any reason to frown all day. All those who do any of the two are just freaks who've just seen only one side of life, or you're just retarded.

Now then, any questions, comments or concerns? Well, not that I would care. Your opinions aren't worth a freaking penny as long as i say or think so! Well then, that concludes my first post. Thank you.