Screw Physics!!

damn it! Damn it! Damn It! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!!!

Screw Physics to the deepest, darkest, dirtiest, smelliest, most painful depths of eternal, god forsaken HELL!!!

YES!! I goddamn did badly in my lousy, crappy physics paper! I left half the goddamn paper freaking blank, and I crapped nonsensical bullshit in the remaining half! I only freaking managed to goddamn answer one goddamn question confidently, and that was because the answer was a lousy 0!!! Basically, almost equivalent to the crappy results I'm gonna get for this goddamn paper!

How I wish now that I could obliterate the existence of this goddamn subject! How I wish that it had a physical form which I could send to the most unstable black hole and let it be torn apart atom by atom! How I wish I could send all traces of its existence to the largest dying gas giant and let it extinguish in the overwhelming heat of a supernova. How I wish I could just send it back to the moment where Hiroshima was nuked! Be gone, Physics! Be gone and let thou be destroyed by the products we derived of thous existence! May thou finally understand the meaning of the phrase "a taste of your own medicine."

And now, let there be silence as we mourn those who have lost their minds, bodies and souls to this malevolent being. May these poor souls find peace as they have at last been freed from the torments brought upon them by Physics. And may we, the survivors who came close to falling into its clutches, continue to stand strong as we face the second wave of its brutal assault. Now pray, my comrades, pray that we shall one day deliver to Physics its demise.

And before I end my words, I have one last thing to say:

SCREW YOU, PHYSICS!!!