5 stupid things I did today (21/09/08)

1. I ran out of paper for a sign, so I wrote "No Graffiti" on the wall.

2. I invented a walking trash can that will run away as soon as it detects trash nearby. I think it's been trying to run away from itself all day.

3. Somebody hijacked my private jet! Missiles!! Ready, aim, FIRE!! ...oops...

4. Being trapped in the middle of a desert sucks! I keep seeing mirages everywhere. Like that fake oasis over there with the fake watering hole, and that fake city over there that kinda looks like Cairo and that fake guy over there who looks like desert patrol.

5. I struck oil in my backyard!! Finally, I have what I need to get rid of that squeaky noise under my rocking chair!

Hmm... seriously out of ideas... Contributions please!!!!