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"I wonder if I will someday be able to tell someone those same words, 'The world isn't as cruel as you think it to be.' " - Kamichika Rio (Durarara!!)

Saturday, October 25, 2008

I just picked a fight against 6 people...

And, boy, did it hurt... Ouch... But at least I won, right? Well, it was their fault. Who asked them to hit me first? All I did was rush to see someone. Sure, I got in their way when they were trying to do something, but that doesn't mean they should just come after me and try to kill me (I may not be exaggerating).

What hurts is my pride, by the way. The fact that they managed to land the first punch was really humiliating, but I guess it would be my fault if I attacked first, right? Anyway, I beat all 6 of them almost unharmed. I only got a few of my fingers hurt, so don't worry.

There were 5 guys and 1 girl in that group. I know I'm not supposed to hit a girl. That's one of my principles. That's why I didn't hit her until she hit me. Well, she didn't actually hit me with her body. But she did throw some hard things at me, like rocks. So, obviously, I had to either hit her too, or get barraged by rocks while the other 5 guys come after me. In the end, I took her down first. It took me a number of hits though, especially since I had 5 other guys to defend from.

Once I knocked her unconscious, I went after the other 5 guys. Damn, it's hard to fight 5 guys, especially when they're surrounding you. Good thing they don't take kendo lessons, or I'd have a problem. They just kept swinging sticks at me like I'm some pinata. And just like whacking a pinata, they miss A LOT. All I had to do was keep running and jumping around. Of course, there was one time when I had to duck and roll.

Funny though. Either I pulled my punches when I hit that girl, or these guys are serious wimps. It took me less hits to settle each guy than the girl. I think 5 - 8 hits each and they drop dead. OK, they didn't really die, just got KO'd.

Oh, and Nobunaga rocks! I took down 4 of those guys using just him. Wait... you weren't thinking that I got into a real fight, did you? Did you?

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