My EAR!!

Youngblood got throat infection, and I caught it! Except that I caught it in my ear (if you were thinking about this in a medical sort of logic, then you are seriously wrong)! I feel like someone just stuffed a whole ball of cotton in my ear and pushing it towards my brain! I've been having trouble thinking right the whole day!

Darn swellin'! I feel like pullin' ye out and punching you in the kisser. Ah feel like stuffin' yer in a box and lettin' ol' Bessy the cow pull yer round the whole ranch! Ah feel like shuttin' yer in a rocket and be sendin' yer halfway ta Pluto!

Ahem! Alrighty, I reckon I'm done rantin' 'bout somethin' I can't change (except with good, ol' fashion medicine). Well, time's a wastin'. Better get back to gaming! Yeehaw!