When Will Fantasy Come?

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

5 stupid things I did today (30/07/08)

1. I saw a busty woman wearing a shirt with the word "Guess" written on it. I answered, "Implants?" That was the last thing I remember.

2. I shook a box with the word 'Nitro' written on it. I liked the sound it made, until my friend told me 'Nitro' stands for 'nitroglycerin' and not 'nitrogen'.

3. I saw a button with the words "Do not push." written on it, so I pulled the button. The tip came off. I quickly pushed the tip back on. Oops... "Nuclear launch detected."

4. I bought a car sticker with the words "Honk if you love Buddha." written on it. I stuck it to the back of my car and drove to a traffic light. I didn't notice the light turn green, but I did notice that a lot of people loved Buddha.

5. I typed this... again.

Okay, not so funny this time. Half of them were stolen material. Guess which ones.

3 Weird Laws

Laws, as in federal law, state law etc. and not scientific laws. These are just plain weird and surprisingly, one of them is just next door!

1. In Guam, virgins are not allowed to marry. So, there are people appointed to roam around the country deflowering virgins, and they get paid LEGALLY!

2. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but only with her bare hands. As for the lover, the wife is allowed to kill her using any method!

3. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapacitation!

Monday, July 28, 2008

5 stupid things I did today (28/07/08)

1. I called the devil and asked for a cup of iced water from hell.

2. I shot a guy with a tranquiliser and he shot me with his tranquiliser. Then, we had a "stay awake" competition. First to fall loses. Match settled in 5 seconds. We never found out who won.

3. I got a paper cut and tried to give the paper a taste of its own medicine. I ended up ripping my physics notes and still couldn't give that piece of paper a paper cut.

4. I threw a firecracker into a smugglers' warehouse. A moment later, I remembered that they smuggled gunpowder.

5. I typed this post.

4 out of the 5 are lies. Guess which one is true. :D

Top 3 Theories.

These 'theories' make little or no sense. They are not logical like some science dude's experimental know-how. They are just random, full of bullshit, and just plain wacky. FYI, these are MY pick, so if you have a better idea, post it on your own blog!

#3 Jones' Law
If a man can smile while things are going bad, he has confidence. If a man can smile while things are going worse, he has optimism. If a man can still smile when things are at its worst, he has just thought of someone he can blame it on.
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#2 The Buffalo Theory
Buffaloes migrate in a herd. During peaceful times, they will travel as fast as the slowest buffalo to avoid the herd from breaking up. However, when danger arises, the buffaloes will pick up their feet and run as fast as they can. So, the slowest buffalo will be caught and killed. This ensures the survival of the fittest.

The human brain functions in a similar way. Your brain will work as fast as the slowest brain cell. And the slowest cells will be killed first when stuff like alcohol invades your brain. So, as you drink more alcohol, your brain will work faster and faster! That explains why people become smarter (or at least think they became smarter) after a few beers.

Warning: Excessive intake of alcohol and improvement of brain power may lead to the illusion that you are smarter, faster, and better looking than others.
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#1 Jesus Theories
There were many arguments about who Jesus really was. The following are a few of them:

3 arguments that Jesus was black:
a) He called everyone brother.
b) He like Gospel.
c) He couldn't get a fair trial.

3 arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
a) He went into his "Father's" business
b) He lived at home until he was 33.
c) He was sure that his mom was virgin and his mom was sure that he was God.

3 arguments that Jesus was Italian:
a) He talked with his hands.
b) He had wine with his meals.
c) He used olive oil.

3 arguments that Jesus was Californian:
a) He never cut his hair.
b) He walked around barefoot all the time.
c) He started a new religion.

3 arguments that Jesus was American Indian:
a) He was at peace with nature.
b) He ate a lot of fish.
c) He talked about The Great Spirit

3 arguments that Jesus was Irish:
a) He never got married.
b) He always telling stories.
c) He loved green pasture.

And finally, 3 arguments that Jesus was a woman:
a) He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
b) He kept trying to get a message to a bunch of guys who just didn't get it.
c) And even after he died, he still had to get up because there was work to do.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Persona 3:The Journey

Phew...finally done with it! Hah! I went straight to beating all 3 final bosses without saving! Woohoo! After 105 hours of gameplay, I've finished the storyline! I might settle the optional quests, but later.

Here's a report about the 3 last bosses I faced.

1. Jin (aka. Geekface with Freakbot)
His persona did not make any sense to me. It looks like a flying saucer with legs and one arm that's always spinning. Well, whatever it is, it was C-H-E-A-P! He might have been able to exploit every weakness I had, but he forgot one vital detail. By the time I got that far into the game, I've already gathered Personas which have almost NO weakness. So, *bang* *pow* *smack* and that's game!

2. Takaya (aka. Revolver Jesus)
People who play this game and go to forums should know this nickname well. He looks like Jesus and he holds a revolver. And just like the "savior" Jesus, Takaya created his own religion based on a god who would cleanse the world of all darkness. Except that humans=darkness, so you get the point. The idiot keeps on firing his revolver at me, and I have a fire draining Persona equipped, so the battle also took very little time to settle.

3. Nyx Avatar (aka. Diehard bastard!)
The boss took me 1 1/2 hours to beat! A whooping total of NINETY minutes in front of the TV! And why?! Because he has 13, I repeat, THIRTEEN forms to whack. Kill one, another one comes. By the time I got to the 10th form, my party has already wasted all their SP casting spells. And then, I finally made it to the 13th form! First, insane HP. 2nd, insane defense. 3rd, he pulls out techniques which are practically cheating! Moonless Gown, Nyx becomes invincible and reflects all damage to the attacker until Nyx chooses to lift the gown! Then, there's Night Queen. Bomb whole party for mad damage and sends nonsense status effects to whole party! The final form took me 1 hour to beat! And guess what? After I whoop his ass, he stands up again and says, "I cannot be defeated because I am eternity itself!" Of course, stuff happened afterwards to end the story, but I ain't tellin' ya!

Phew... at least the ending went well. "Worry not, children (allies). He (main character) is indeed unique. He has at last found the answer to life. You all shall one day find it as well. He just found it earlier."

Now, I'm starting The Answer. And apparently, finding the answer to life is apparently a journey in life. We will find the answer to life at the end of the journey, which would be...death. Well, let's just see what happens afterwards.

Now then, I'll end this with Igor's damn nice quote.

"Death is not a hunter unbeknownst by its prey.
One is always aware that it lies in wait.
Although life is but a journey to the grave,
It should not be undertaken without hope.
Only then will a traveler's story live on,
Cherished by those who bid him farewell."

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Tag... No, wait...

Too lazy to do the e-mail tag I got. So, I'm just gonna outline some things that have happened in my life recently.

First:

Second:

Third:

And lastly:

Got it, mates? I am darn addicted to these games. I sat in the General Lab launching Meteos and operating on Post-GUILT Syndrome (PGS) for 3 hours yesterday and today! And I'm gonna keep doing it until I get bored, which I reckon would be after I can whoop my best friend in Meteos.

I don't know why the hell I'm tellin' y'all this. but if y'all got anything to say, just say it and your opinions will be directed to a digital toilet bowl and flushed into a digital pipeline.

Game on!