Outages

Blogger seems to keep having scheduled outages lately... Did something happen? Could it be that a team of professional hackers have entered their main computer and are stealing information from every user that visits Google-related sites? And they're sending a special team of anti-hackers to fight them whenever the hackers are detected? Are they winning or are they still investigating the identities and motives of the perpetrators? Or could it be worse? Could it be... that... that... that... ET the Game has been programmed into the system and all the operators have died from the sheer suckiness of the game?!

*Ahem*

Oops... Yes, mom. No crazy fantasies... even if they might be true... and if they may involve Chuck Norris being beaten up and eaten by potato-shaped people or people-shaped potatoes.

*Clonk*

Oww... Alright, alright. No more fantasies. Just stop hitting with that frying pan! .....That you probably got from a shop with dark purple curtains and filled with shelves containing lizards tongue, dragon hearts, puppy dog tails etc etc. And there's that old shopkeeper who keeps hugging that gothic doll, always grinning and talking in riddles. She probably told you that the frying pan will forever make me your humble slave and it will be yours in exchange for your s..

*Bang! Bam! Whap! Whack! Bonk! Clonk!*

Yes, mom. Your orders?

.....Good luck guessing what she exchanged by the way.