Voice in my head just went radical...

Now, before I begin, I would like to state very clearly that this is not a lie, joke, made-up etc. etc.

Let me give you a brief description of him (based on what I remember). The voice in my head, as I recall, is about 3 inches tall and has no definite form, but he usually takes the form of a gray or brown hairball with limbs and eyes. He has my voice. He CAN manipulate my dreams if he wishes to (I think). He appears only when I switch off my alarm and try to go back to sleep. He'll wake me up within 5 minutes if I go back to sleep.

e.g. Friday morning (09/05/08)
After my alarm rang, I turned it off and thought, "Just 10 more minutes..." And I fell asleep again. Then, the moment I almost blacked out, I heard the midget saying, "Hey, dude. They just don't mass produce enough 10 minutes anymore, you know." And I woke up.

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Normally, that's what he does to wake me up. He either shouts at me or bombards me with reasons to wake up. Sometimes, I ignore the little guy and start dreaming. In the dream, the little guy will appear in his physical form and start messing with my dreams e.g. my magic staff becomes a snake which bites me or my dragon turns against me and sends me a blazing inferno.

Yesterday morning, I went to sleep again after the alarm sounded. This time, the midget didn't even talk to me. I just went straight to the dream and saw the midget on a damn jackhammer landing on my face. Well, anyone wanna guess what happened next? I woke up with a damn headache. Blast that midget!! Good thing today's Sunday and no alarm for me!

Any questions, comments or concerns may be given consideration. Comments on me being insane will be ignored completely.